🖤 The Curious: In Control House
Tucked between Rock Bottom and a jellyfish field no map will show, the In Control House is a rare find in Bikini Bottom’s scent district. Inspired by Britney’s limited-edition fragrance, this gothic-glam home is all mood lighting, mystery, and midnight vanilla. It’s not for everyone. Just the ones who can handle being… in control.
Are you? IN CONTROL
🏡 The Exterior – Perfume Bottle of Shadows
From afar, it looks like a sunken treasure bottle. Up close, it’s something more intense: black glass, hot pink accents, and a tassel that flutters like a siren’s warning. Not everyone makes it past the garden gate. Jellyfish linger nearby, like they’re under a spell.
🛏️ Bedroom – Secrets in Silk
This isn’t a room — it’s a velvet dream. Satin sheets, floating candlelight, and a mirror that whispers your name (or was that just Gary again?). Designed for beauty sleep, power naps, and private rehearsals of your best dramatic exits.
🛁 Bathroom – Fog & Fantasy
Fog creeps from the tub. A conch shell speaker plays ambient Britney remixes. The tiles glisten like crushed rubies. Whether you’re rinsing off a long day or preparing for your next takeover, this is where control begins… and bubbles pop dramatically.
🍽️ Kitchen – Candy & Command
A kitchen for mixing potions or baking scandalous cupcakes. Magenta counters, heart-shaped appliances, and a fridge that only opens for pop stars. Plankton tried to break in once. The house politely declined.
🛋️ Living Room – Velvet Trap
One step into this room and it’s lights, camera, hypnosis. Plush black seating, deep-sea shimmer, and a vibe that says, “You can sit, but don’t get too comfortable.” Squidward once walked in and immediately spilled his espresso.
💃 Britney in the House
Britney floats down the coral-lined staircase in slow motion. Her lashes don’t blink. Her lips part just slightly. No one speaks. Because in this house, the only question that matters is: Are you? IN CONTROL.
One of seven scent sanctuaries rising from the reef for 26 Years of SpongeBob SquarePants 🧽💙